Quote of the Day


“Do you know what prison is like for a lifelong conservative Republican? In our overcrowded cell, we became little more than beasts. . . . Who used my chapstick?” – Sideshow Bob
“Oh, I did. Here you go.” – Prisoner
“I don’t want it.” – Sideshow Bob

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 18 January 2017 at 1:38 pm

    “Who used my chapstick?” kills me every time. The brief pause before he says it, and the earnestness in Grammar’s read on it, I don’t know, it’s just so fucking perfect. The show was so great that I could get my hardest laughs in even BEFORE the final punchline.

  2. 2 Zartok-35
    22 January 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Chris Louden animated this scene.

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