Archive for January, 2017



25
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“That’s my degree in nuclear physics. I’m sure ya’ll have one.” – Frank Grimes
“Oh, yeah, Carl and I each have our master’s. Course, old Homer, he didn’t need a degree! He just showed up the day they opened the plant.” – Lenny
“I didn’t even know what a nuclear panner plant was.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Smithers, check out the luscious pair on that redhead. . . . That’s it, baby. Work those ankles.” – C.M. Burns
“Ring a ding ding, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

23
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“It’s my year, Marge! Everyone knows I’m what makes this city great.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know. There’s a lot of buzz around Lenny.” – Marge Simpson

22
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“And here’s our TV next to the mirror. It looks like we have two.” – Homer Simpson
“Wow . . . two . . .” – Bart & Lisa Simpson

21
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson
“Boy, I don’t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. . . . I knew that.” – Homer Simpson

20
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Take a hike, boss. I’m running things now.” – Golden Homer
“All hail King Homer.” – C.M. Burns

19
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“What’s going on outside?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, it’s just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.” – Marge Simpson
“Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Twisted World of Marge Simpson”! Original airdate 19 January 1997.




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