Archive for February, 2017

28
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Abracadabra, the crystal says your baby shall be a girl!” – Repo Depot Guy

27
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner
“No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh. That’s much worse.” – Seymour Skinner

26
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Since you’re trying to make a getaway in park, I’m guessing you don’t have a license.” – Chief Wiggum

25
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Uh, hello. You have a help wanted sign on the window.” – Mr. Smithers
“Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it’s safely off the truck.” – Moe
“I’ll just wait out back until then.” – Mr. Smithers
“I look forward to working with you!” – Barney Gumble

24
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Inanimate, huh? I’ll show him inanimate!” – Homer Simpson

23
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust. But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it led me to my true calling.” – Cecil Terwilliger
“Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered Chief Hydrological Engineer a ‘calling’. . . . Yes, yes, the Cappadocians. Fine.” – Bob Terwilliger

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Brother From Another Series”! Original airdate, 23 February 1997.

22
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Congratulations, Ned, you are our new town crier.” – Mayor Quimby
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.” – Mayor Quimby




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