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“My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m thirty-one years old!” – Hans Moleman


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Gabbo
    18 February 2017 at 11:10 am

    I don’t care what any episode says, zombie or classic. Hans will always be 31 to me.

    • 2 Anonymous
      18 February 2017 at 1:46 pm

      Really? I’m totally the opposite. I can accept this as a funny one-liner, but much like Flanders supposedly being 60, I just don’t buy it.

  2. 22 February 2017 at 6:37 am

    I actually posted this on Facebook when I turned 31. And to the person who said he or she can’t accept this as anything but a funny one-liner: I like to think that Moleman is such an alcoholic that he thinks he’s 31 or the excessive drinking has aged him.


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