Quote of the Day


“Uh, hello. You have a help wanted sign on the window.” – Mr. Smithers
“Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it’s safely off the truck.” – Moe
“I’ll just wait out back until then.” – Mr. Smithers
“I look forward to working with you!” – Barney Gumble

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor D
    26 February 2017 at 3:25 pm

    I like that we actually get to see a payoff to this joke shortly afterwards, instead of just letting it hang there by itself with no follow-up.


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