Archive for March, 2017

31
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Ever wondered how crackers get salted?” – Kirk van Houten
“Have I! . . . Wow!” – Milhouse van Houten
“Crackers, ho!” – Salt Dog Sled Team Guy

30
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“That animal of yours is certainly bad tempered.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Yeah, well, you’d be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat and gawked at by a bunch of slack jawed yokels.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, ma, look at that pointy haired-ed little girl!” – Cletus

29
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Are you sure you’ll be okay?” – Marge Simpson
“We have orders not to fire on anybody but Greenpeace.” – Homer Simpson

28
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, we got another postcard from your father! ‘Wish You Were Her’, how many of these is he going to send me?” – Marge Simpson

27
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“It’s a special isolation chamber! The subject pulls levers to receive food and warmth, the floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject. I call it, the Monroe Box!” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
“Uh-huh, well, it sounds interesting. How much will it cost to build?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Oh, that’s the beauty part, it’s already built! I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box until the age of thirty.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
“What are you trying to prove?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Well, my theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe

26
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Now, before we negotiate, I have to tell you I’m desperate to unload Lurleen and I’ll take any offer.” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll give you fifty bucks.” – Rebel Yell Records Executive
“You son of a! . . . sold.” – Homer Simpson

25
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Good morning, class. A certain agitator, for privacy’s sake let’s call her Lisa S., no, that’s too obvious. Let’s say L. Simpson.” – Principal Skinner




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