Quote of the Day

“I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.” – Lisa Simpson
“Okay.” – Bart Simpson
“Embrace nothingness.” – Lisa Simpson
“You got it.” – Bart Simpson
“Become like an uncarved stone.” – Lisa Simpson
“Done.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart! You’re just pretending to know what I’m talking about.” – Lisa Simpson
“True.” – Bart Simpson
“Well, it’s very frustrating!” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ll bet.” – Bart Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor D
    9 March 2017 at 1:31 pm

    Now this is how you do long-winded dialogue in a comedy. Keep on firing witty quips in-between lines and never stop. Zombie Simpsons and other third-rate shows could learn a thing or two from even the Season 2 episodes.

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