Quote of the Day

“Men, there’s a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know, because I crippled him myself to inspire you.” – C.M. Burns
“I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he’s coming back.” – Milhouse van Houten

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    17 March 2017 at 10:24 am

    This always gets cut in syndication, I see.

  2. 3 Monty Python Forever
    17 March 2017 at 12:41 pm

    I no longer feel dubious about laughing at a similar joke on Sunday. That was a great episode, please do a Behind Us Forever for ir

  3. 5 acreatureididnotknow
    18 March 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Every word of this makes it funnier.

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