Archive for April, 2017

30
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love. Starland Vocal Band? They suck!” – Homer Simpson

29
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“As soon as you’re in your pressboard coffin, I’ll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.” – C.M. Burns
“Over my dead body it will!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“That’s exactly the point! Oh, Simpson, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?” – C.M. Burns
“How long was that?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

28
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“I thought I’d be jumping for joy the day Skinner left, but now all I have is this weird, hot feeling in the back of my head.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s guilt. You feel guilty because your stunt wound up costing a man his job.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, I guess it is guilt.” – Bart Simpson

27
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“What’s he saying?” – Lisa Simpson
“He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.” – Akira

Happy 20th Anniversary to “In Marge We Trust”! Original airdate 27 April 1997.

26
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Listen, Homer, I hate to be a fussy Freddy and all, but Maude’s folks are here are they’re a tad touchy about odors.” – Ned Flanders
“Then you might want to close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.” – Homer Simpson
“Look, Daddy, I’m the king of the mountain!” – Rod Flanders
“Rod get off of there!” – Ned Flanders

25
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Wow, you made the front page.” – Homer Simpson
“Aw, Dad, it’s just a popularity contest.” – Bart Simpson
“Just a popularity contest? Excuse me, what’s more important than popularity?” – Homer Simpson

24
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing.” – Marge Simpson
“Don’t answer yet!” – Homer Simpson




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