Archive for April, 2017

26
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Listen, Homer, I hate to be a fussy Freddy and all, but Maude’s folks are here are they’re a tad touchy about odors.” – Ned Flanders
“Then you might want to close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.” – Homer Simpson
“Look, Daddy, I’m the king of the mountain!” – Rod Flanders
“Rod get off of there!” – Ned Flanders

25
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Wow, you made the front page.” – Homer Simpson
“Aw, Dad, it’s just a popularity contest.” – Bart Simpson
“Just a popularity contest? Excuse me, what’s more important than popularity?” – Homer Simpson

24
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing.” – Marge Simpson
“Don’t answer yet!” – Homer Simpson

23
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“I don’t understand this. Why can’t you stay with your parents?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, the admiral and don’t get along!” – Otto

22
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Well, as long as I’m asking something, can I ask him to assuage my fears that he’s contaminating the planet in a manner that may one day render it uninhabitable?” – Lisa Simpson
“No, dear, the card question will be fine.” – Burns for Governor Campaign Manager

21
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Whoa, Otto man, you work here?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, yeah. During the day all my friends are in school, so I got a job as a certified, blood letting tech dude!” – Otto
“Now let’s get this show on the road.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, lemme wash up.” – Otto

20
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, Mr. Burns, now that you’re completely ruined, how do you feel?” – Kent Brockman
“Excellent. I’m on my way back to the top! I’ve turned these cans into can-do!” – C.M. Burns
“Well, you smell terrible. Good luck to you, sir.” – Kent Brockman

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Old Man and the Lisa”! Original airdate 20 April 1997.




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