15
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away, I thought teaching might ease my loneliness.” – Dondelinger
“Will this be on the test?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Dondelinger
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 15 April 2017 at 9:04 am

    This is honestly in my top 5 favorite moments from the show. I have no idea how you lasted so long without using this one!


Comments are currently closed.

E-Mail

deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

David Abell on Quote of the Day
Lucille Bryant on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Gabbo on Quote of the Day
Lucille Bryant on Quote of the Day
Lucille Bryant on Quote of the Day
Ryan on Quote of the Day
Steamed Hams on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Bleeding Gums Murphy on Quote of the Day

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Reruns

Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.