Quote of the Day

“Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love. Starland Vocal Band? They suck!” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 acreatureididnotknow
    30 April 2017 at 9:57 am

    Possibly my favourite of all of Homer’s well-intentioned but awful fatherly advice.

  2. 2 Aaron Grierson
    30 April 2017 at 1:53 pm

    It pales in comparison to what happens immediately after it – Grampa goes up to a bird-drinking fountain and shouts “DEATH!” https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E22/920085.jpg

  3. 5 Dman
    30 April 2017 at 8:30 pm

    So there was a new Simpsons on today!

    Wasn’t very good…

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