Archive for May, 2017

31
May
17

Quote of the Day

“That’s Cookie Kwan. She’s number one on the west side.” – Lionel Hutz
“Hi, Marge! . . . Stay off the west side!” – Cookie Kwan

30
May
17

Quote of the Day

“There’s your giraffe, little girl.” – Homer Simpson
“I’m a boy!” – Ralph Wiggum
“That’s the spirit! Never give up.” – Homer Simpson

29
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Di-di-di-di-di-di-di, de de de…” –
“That’s Mary had a little lamb.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay, then this: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do do do…” – Homer Simpson
“That’s the same thing, you just replaced ‘Di’s with ‘Do’s.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Danny Elfman!

28
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Up and atom.” – Acting Coach
“Up and at them.” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“Up and atom!” – Acting Coach
“Up and at them!” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“Up and ATOM!” – Acting Coach
“Up and AT THEM!” – Rainier Wolfcastle
“Better.” – Acting Coach

27
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Dad, may I please make an observation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, what is it?” – Homer Simpson
“I think this is all a charade to make Bart look more injured than he really is.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe Lisa does have a point. I don’t mind you boys doing this in the living room, but in court doesn’t Bart have to tell the truth?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what is truth? If you follow me.” – Lionel Hutz

26
May
17

Quote of the Day

“We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?” – Lisa Simpson

“You have my undivided attention.” – Homer Simpson

25
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Guess who likes you?” – Nelson Muntz
“Milhouse, I’m so sorry.” – Lisa Simpson
“He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.” – EMT




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