Quote of the Day

“Say, Reverend, are we gonna get a chance to do any fishing?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I’m afraid not. A marriage can’t be reconciled in a few hours, Homer. It takes a whole weekend to do that!” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage won’t be the one that got away.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“I see. . . .I also understand bowling expressions.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    2 May 2017 at 10:53 am

    I love his grumpy expression.

  2. 2 Mike Russo
    2 May 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I always thought he said “boating expressions”. It’s “bowling expression”? What’s that supposed to mean?

  3. 5 Dave
    3 May 2017 at 2:48 pm

    I believe it was a boaking accident.

    I have to go now.

  4. 6 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    4 May 2017 at 2:17 pm

    “I’ll never trust another old person.”

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