05
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Please identify this object.” – Homer Simpson
“It appears to be the flag which disappeared from the public library last year.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Correct. Now, we all know the thirteen stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely forty-sevens stars?” – Homer Simpson
“Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date. The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Eh, partial credit.” – Homer Simpson


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    5 May 2017 at 10:33 am

    Hmm, it actually does, unlike that other flag that had fewer stars than they listed. I guess they learned.

  2. 2 Gabbo
    5 May 2017 at 10:59 am

    I learned more about the world from the Simpsons than I ever did in school…

  3. 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    5 May 2017 at 3:05 pm

    -Charlie, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love.

    -Or Ochogons. They look just like regular houses, but they’ll save us 100% on our heating bill.


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