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Quote of the Day

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“My problem is I’m a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money’s gone.” – Lionel Hutz
“Well, I’m a smart woman but I make bad choices. . . . Okay, here’s a set of house keys and my ATM card.” – Mrs. Krabappel

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  1. 1 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
    19 May 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Lionel Hutz in Seasons 4 and 5 was godly. Enough said. x


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