Quote of the Day

“Guess who likes you?” – Nelson Muntz
“Milhouse, I’m so sorry.” – Lisa Simpson
“He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.” – EMT

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 frank
    25 May 2017 at 3:44 pm

    Probably one of my favourite clips – it’s the eyebrow raising that does it for me.

    • 2 Victor D
      26 May 2017 at 2:20 am

      Don’t forget Nelson’s eyes narrowing while Milhouse does that eyebrow thing. That part’s also great.

  2. 3 Anonymous
    26 May 2017 at 12:16 pm

    This is one of those great jokes that wouldn’t work very well today.

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