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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 4 Comments
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“There’s your giraffe, little girl.” – Homer Simpson
“I’m a boy!” – Ralph Wiggum
“That’s the spirit! Never give up.” – Homer Simpson

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    30 May 2017 at 10:56 am

    Heh…

  2. 2 Dave
    30 May 2017 at 4:29 pm

    “Burn that seat.”

  3. 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    31 May 2017 at 1:07 am

    “There’s your fake red phone, little boy” – Homer Simpson
    “I’m a covfefe.” -Donald Trump
    “That’s the spirit! Never give up!” -Homer Simpson


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