Archive for June, 2017

30
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Yo, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?” – Bart Simpson
“Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddys and kids with fake I.D.s.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, Homer doesn’t mean to be rude. He’s just a very complicated man.” – Marge Simpson
“Wrong!” – Homer Simpson

28
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“A conventional design.” – Martin Prince
“Oh, yeah? Are you building a racer, Martin?” – Bart Simpson
“In between some other projects. Well, gentlemen, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve booked some time at the wind tunnel.” – Martin Prince

27
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Uh, Mr. Smithers, I don’t understand 2700 of my new duties.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, the van’s leaving. Which one duty is giving you the most trouble?” – Mr. Smithers
“Um, what do I do in case of fire?” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry. Can’t hear you. Bye!” – Mr. Smithers
“Aww, just my luck.” – Homer Simpson

26
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello?” – Marge Simpson
“Uh, yeah, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.” – Chief Wiggum
“Oh my God! He’s dead?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, wait, I mean DWI! I always get those two mixed up.” – Chief Wiggum
“My name is Mrs. Phillips, you said my husband is DWI.” – Mrs. Phillips
“Uh . . . why don’t you talk to that officer over there. I’m going out to lunch!” – Chief Wiggum

25
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I’ll land your boy. And I’ll clean him for free.” – Not Quint




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