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Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Could you direct me to President Francois Mitterand’s table?” – Krusty the Klown
“You think you’re funny?” – Waitress
“Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong!” – Krusty the Klown

Completely screwed this up yesterday. Sorry.


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    6 June 2017 at 10:36 am

    Are you recovering all right from the surgery? Or was this a technical issue instead?

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      6 June 2017 at 6:35 pm

      Just a brain fart. Much as I’d like to blame my supply of legal heroin, I’m not even taking it anymore.


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