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Quote of the Day

“I almost forgot! I brought you all a little something.” – C.M. Burns
“Aw, would you look at that? The Pin Pals.” – Moe
“At last! I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 June 2017 at 10:49 am

    It would have been funny if he actually married Manjula while wearing this thing, or at least tried to.

    • 2 Dyna Accor
      16 June 2017 at 6:57 pm

      Yeah. They should have written that in.

      And how did John (the gay kitsch antique store owner from “Homer’s Phobia”) get Homer’s shirt when (a) Homer is larger than John in shirt size, and (b) Homer’s shirt got ripped when he was attacked by the dogs.


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