Quote of the Day

“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    26 June 2017 at 11:08 am

    Looks like Homer and Barney had similar ideas to earn quick cash.

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