Archive for July, 2017

31
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Alright, brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.” – Homer Simpson
“Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.” – Homer’s Brain
“Okay. But then we gotta get to work.” – Homer Simpson

30
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. That’s how much I care: I’m planning for a fourth.” – Llewellyn Sinclair
“Maybe I should’ve taken a nice calligraphy class.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi’s a lunatic.” – Chief Wiggum
“Quiet!” – Llewellyn Sinclair

29
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.” – Marge Simpson
“Suggestion noted.” – Homer Simpson

28
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service. – Receptionist
“Hello, this is Mr. . . . Sampson.” – Homer Simpson
“Did your wife just call a second ago?” – Receptionist
“No, I said Sampson not Simpson.” – Homer Simpson
“Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big, ape father.” – Receptionist

Rest in peace, June Foray.

27
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Well, I’m sure you’d like to be alone with your possessions.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer, you can have this blazer. It’s a Bob Mackie original.” – Bart Simpson
“Wow! A Bob Mackie!” – Milhouse van Houten

26
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville! . . . Ha ha! I am invincible! Invincible!” – Homer Simpson

25
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Kid, I won’t let you down! I swear to you, when you come out of there the first thing you’re gonna see is a man with a good job.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, the doctor.” – Patty Bouvier




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