Quote of the Day

“Smithers, I’ve designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York’s Idlewild airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!” – C.M. Burns
“That’s quite a nice model, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Model?” – C.M. Burns

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    11 July 2017 at 9:41 am

    I said HOP IN.

  2. 2 Dave
    11 July 2017 at 1:39 pm

    The handling of Burns’ rapid decline into (mild) insanity is so good. One of my personal fav eps (especially the ‘crippled irishman’ bit)

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