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Quote of the Day

 

“Sometimes I think you want to fail!” – First Guy From Kabul
“Shut up. Just shut up!” – Second Guy From Kabul


17 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Dave
    23 July 2017 at 9:53 am

    Was this just a quick jab at a slow food business, or is there more depth to this gag that I’m not seeing/remembering?

    • 2 Gabbo
      23 July 2017 at 11:05 am

      You know what, I think I can find a deeper meaning to this joke. Laura specifically says when she and her father would eat that food, and her parents are devoriced. So “from my own experiences” her parents my have devoriced from a bad investment on her fathers part opening a small busines and lost tones of money, but would try to support people in the same failing boat such as Two Guys From Kabul… or its just a random joke about slow food business.

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            • 6 Eulogy
              26 July 2017 at 9:43 pm

              Though he never left behind any legacy— no children, no marriages, no job, and more or less no impact whatsoever on the face of the galaxy— it should be remembered that Ryan dedicated his life’s work to getting angry online over cartoons, which was an importan— ah, a living.

                • 8 Eulogy
                  29 July 2017 at 7:35 pm

                  Was it a cry for help? Was his spending all of his life getting worked up over people not liking a fictional show the same way he did online a plea for attention? Many believe yes. But still, let us not dwell on the past, but rather the present. Our dear Ryan is gone, taken from us at the age of 55, getting so angry online he suffered a heart attack.

    • 12 Anonymous
      24 July 2017 at 12:08 pm

      Pretty sure the joke is most Americans don’t like that type of “ethnic food”, hence why business is bad.

  2. 13 Aaron Grierson
    23 July 2017 at 10:38 am

    Have you heard the news? The Simpsons’ DVDs are now being produced again starting from Season 18. https://twitter.com/AlJean/status/888845908745388032

    • 14 Anonymous
      24 July 2017 at 12:10 pm

      Seeing that many people excited over Zombie Simpsons was really disappointing.

    • 15 Victor Dang
      24 July 2017 at 1:20 pm

      Obviously the unstated bad news is that now they’re forced to make even more unwanted DVD commentaries again.

      I can’t wait for them to continuously cover John Cage’s 4’33” over and over again (and fail).


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