Quote of the Day

“Kid, I won’t let you down! I swear to you, when you come out of there the first thing you’re gonna see is a man with a good job.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, the doctor.” – Patty Bouvier

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
    25 July 2017 at 10:03 am

    This line has not been used in the 8 years this website has been up? It just shows what a goldmine for quotes Simpsons was that you quotes can still be added on a daily basis. x

  2. 2 Dave
    26 July 2017 at 11:56 am

    “You know nothing about genetics, Lis. It goes ‘boy’, ‘girl’, ‘boy’, ‘girl’.”

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