05
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it’s wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?” – Jimmy
“No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain.” – Troy McClure


5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Aaron Grierson
    5 August 2017 at 9:47 am

    Just ask this scientician!
    (Scientician appears for less than a second)
    Uh…

  2. 2 Anonymous
    5 August 2017 at 11:49 am

    Haha, how did I never notice before that Troy denies that Jimmy’s “friend” is crazy (“No, just ignorant.”) but then calls him crazy in the very next sentence?

    Besides, it’s not like he’s wrong. You don’t win friends with salad!


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