Quote of the Day

“Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.” – Lisa Simpson
“What the hell is the Southern Hemisphere?” – Bart Simpson
“Haven’t you ever looked at your globe?” – Lisa Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

    • 2 Alicia Sammon
      31 August 2017 at 11:56 am

      Is that a badly drawn caricature of that black guy from “The Green Mile” or Dr. Hibbert? And since when has he lived across the street from the family?

      • 3 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
        1 September 2017 at 7:56 am

        The Green Mile was not out for several years after this episode (Maybe the writers were fans of the book) and Dr Hibbert has never worn overalls and isn’t bald or a foot bigger than regular Simpsons characters. That is just a gloriously random background character who treats Grampa Simpson with the same bemused contempt as everyone else does.

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