Archive for August, 2017



26
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Action!” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello, I’m Bart Simpson. In the past, I’ve brought you such classic films as Homer in the Shower and Homer on the Toilet. And now, I give you: The Eternal Struggle.” – Bart Simpson
“Relaxed fit my Aunt Fanny! Stupid Dockers! Oh, the belt is buckled . . .” – Homer Simpson

25
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed Beat Up Waiter. Pfft, this reporter suggested Waitergate, but was shouted down at the press club.” – Kent Brockman

24
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“You know, if you gave Ned Flanders a chance…” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, here we go again. Look, I don’t care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He’s a jerk! End of story.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, we can’t hold it against him just because he has things a little better than we do.” – Marge Simpson
“Excuse me? Better? Thanks a lot, Marge. You really put me in my place.” – Homer Simpson

23
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Mom’s gonna kill you.” – Bart Simpson
“If she didn’t want her car ruined, she should’ve done a better job hiding her keys.” – Homer Simpson

22
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“This bald man has no ideas.” – Male Executive #1
“If this is a joke, I’m not laughing.” – Male Executive #2
“Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn’t even have hair.” – Female Executive

21
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Throat looks a little red. I better spray it.” – Lady Doctor Hibbert
“Oy, thanks nice lady! My voice is crazy with the spraying already! I feel so much better, mister medical science type person!” – Bart Simpson

Rest in peace, Jerry Lewis.

20
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Your brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal. It’s almost as if you’re wearing a football helmet inside your own head. Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down. . . . But I have other appointments.” – Dr. Hibbert




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