Archive for September, 2017

30
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

♫”Theme from a Summer Place
From a Summer Place
The Theme
From a Summer Place
It’s the Theme…”♫

“Next!” – Homer Simpson, Principal Skinner, Apu de Beaumarchais

29
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“A lot of people know about the grotto and the game room.” – Hugh Hefner
“Of course.” – Bart Simpson
“But few know about the laboratory, the biosphere, the alternative energy research center.” – Hugh Hefner
“Fascinating.” – Bart Simpson

So long, Hugh Hefner.

28
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

 

“Superintendent Chalmers, can I offer a cup of coffee flavored Beverine?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“I take it grey, with creamium.” – Superintendent Chalmers

27
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Eggs, precious eggs. If they’re to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Or, better yet, a seventy-five watt bulb.” – Troy McClure

26
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Homey, put down your magazine for a minute.” – Marge Simpson
“Huh?” – Homer Simpson
“I thought you might want to snuggle.” – Marge Simpson
“That reminds me . . . Seven Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage . . . Marge, you have a nice body. And if you’d like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.” – Homer Simpson

25
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that’s my idea of romance.” – Marge Simpson

24
Sep
17

Bonus Quote of the Day

“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as ‘Cry Yuma!’ and ‘Here Comes the Coast Guard!’ But today I’d like to talk to you about a pleasant tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth.” – Troy McClure

Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-nine today. (Nice.) Happy birthday. 




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