Quote of the Day

“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge Simpson
“Huh?” – Homer, Bart, & Lisa Simpson
“Well, why can’t I be greedy once in a while?” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, Julie Kavner!

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Steamed Hams
    7 September 2017 at 11:11 am

    I hate to be ‘that guy’ again, but I relish any opportunity to paraphrase a good memeworthy Simpsons quote:
    “‘Over’ us? Boy I sure hope Charle was fired for that blunder!”

  2. 4 Anonymous
    7 September 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Julie Kavner deserves all the finest birthday presents in the world. And although I can give them to her, they will be repossessed and I will be hunted down like a dog. So I hope she enjoys this nice cake instead.


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