Quote of the Day

“I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend, Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t care.” – Not Tommy Lee Jones

(Sorry for the very late quote.)

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    12 September 2017 at 12:31 am


  2. 2 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
    12 September 2017 at 2:10 am

    Milhouse being randomly terrorised by law-enforcement is one of the greatest tangent jokes in Simpsons history. It is beautiful in its insane simplicity.

    • 3 Anonymous
      12 September 2017 at 9:31 am

      Definitely this. And you gotta love his pathetic little “My glasses!” after he’s forced to jump screaming down the waterfall.

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