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Sep
17

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 7 Comments
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“Reverend, I’m afraid something terrible has happened.” – 70s Flanders
“Well, sit down and rap with me, brother! That’s what I’m here for.” – 70s Lovejoy
“I was talked into doing a dance called ‘The Bump’. But my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.” – 70s Flanders
“I see.” – 70s Lovejoy

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  1. 1 Dave
    12 September 2017 at 9:11 am

    poor Rev, 20 years of Flander’s crap would depress anybody.

    • 2 Concerned DHS reader
      13 September 2017 at 1:15 pm

      Considering they made Flanders being 60 years old canon in the nineties (for some reason), Lovejoy must’ve been like 18 years old himself at that time.

  2. 4 Anonymous
    12 September 2017 at 9:39 am

    You should put in the ellipses to better illustrate Flanders’ hesitation to even say the word “buttocks”, or confess said accidental contact. It’s such a wonderfully dorky and overblown prudish moment of his.

  3. 5 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    12 September 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Star Wars IX: So Very Tired

  4. 6 jeffreydsilva
    15 September 2017 at 5:10 pm

    ann landers is a boring old biddy


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