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Quote of the Day

“Alright you balls of pan drippings, I want to see Crisco coming out of those pores! We’re not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up!” – Imagine Enhancement Camp Counselor


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    23 September 2017 at 12:19 pm

    “Imagine” Enhancement Camp?

    And spare me your euphemisms! It’s Fat Camp for daddy’s chubby little secret.


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