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Bonus Quote of the Day

“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as ‘Cry Yuma!’ and ‘Here Comes the Coast Guard!’ But today I’d like to talk to you about a pleasant tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth.” – Troy McClure

Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-nine today. (Nice.) Happy birthday. 


9 Responses to “Bonus Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Rob K.
    24 September 2017 at 12:43 pm

    RIP Phil.

  2. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    24 September 2017 at 1:54 pm

    My favourite McClure work will always be “The President’s Neck Is Missing”.

    • 3 Dman
      25 September 2017 at 9:34 am

      Gladys, the Groovy Mule

      • 4 Anonymous
        25 September 2017 at 10:11 am

        So hard to choose favorites, but I’m particularly fond of “Get Confident, Stupid!” and “Man vs Nature: The Road to Victory”.

        • 5 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
          27 September 2017 at 3:06 am

          Get Confident, Stupid! is pure genius. But I would happily spend a tenner and actually go and see The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel at the cinema, that really should have been the first Simpsons movie lol x

        • 6 Anonymous
          27 September 2017 at 9:15 am

          “Man vs. Nature” is fucking great too, but “Neck” is Simpsons-style hysterical and absurd.

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    • 8 Anonymous
      27 September 2017 at 10:53 am

      I read this as moisturize your website, and thought that this would be a perfect Dr. Nick line

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      27 September 2017 at 10:55 am

      Oh look, a spammer. I’ve seen so many left on old posts, but not any recent ones from what I can recall. Can you remove them, Charlie?


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