Quote of the Day

“Homey, put down your magazine for a minute.” – Marge Simpson
“Huh?” – Homer Simpson
“I thought you might want to snuggle.” – Marge Simpson
“That reminds me . . . Seven Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage . . . Marge, you have a nice body. And if you’d like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 27 September 2017 at 10:46 am

    This is my favorite kind of Homer: stupid, but well-meaning.

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