Archive for October, 2017

18
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“You know, some women find bald men quite virile.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, weren’t you listening? This is a ‘miracle breakthrough’, not one of these cheapo sucker deals.” – Homer Simpson

17
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns?” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, hello, Kent. Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor piffling malfunction.” – C.M. Burns

16
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“This is where the wolf blows down the pig’s house.” – Marge Simpson
“He blows alright. He blows big time.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s it, honey! Get into the spirit!” – Marge Simpson

15
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, I know a song that will cheer you up. . . . There once was an ugly duckling…” – Marge Simpson
“So you think I’m ugly?” – Lisa Simpson
“No! No, I meant you were one of the good looking ducks . . . that makes fun of the ugly one. Hmm.” – Marge Simpson

14
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“You’re in big trouble, Burns! Homer Simpson’s job requires college training in nuclear physics. Now, you get your man up to speed or we’ll be forced to take legal action.” – Nuclear Inspector
“Is that so? Well, I have the feeling you’ll be ‘dropping’ the charges. . . . Oh.” – C.M. Burns
“The painters moved your desk, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes.” – C.M. Burns

13
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Ahhhhhh!” – Moe
“Kneel before my slingshot, puny Earthling!” – Kodos
“Well, I guess my first wish is to get rid of those awful aliens.” – Ned Flanders
“Ahhhhh! He’s got a board with a nail in it!” – Kodos
“Enslave humanity, will ya?” – Moe

12
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner
“Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris

Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.




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