Quote of the Day

“Well, what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn’t it say ‘Die Bart Die’?” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“No, that’s German for ‘The Bart, The’.” – Sideshow Bob
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” – Parole Board Lady
“Parole granted!” – Parole Board Chair

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor D
    7 October 2017 at 1:14 pm

    I use this quote more often in daily life than I’d imagine, quite honestly. Especially “The, Bart, The”.

  2. 7 October 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Wow, how in god’s name has this never come up as a QotD before? I would’ve thought it would have been one of the first ever, it’s so iconic.

    • 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      8 October 2017 at 9:41 am

      I wonder how does Charlie keep up with the quotes he has already made. Does he use WordPress’ search engine?

      • 4 Charlie Sweatpants
        12 October 2017 at 8:19 am

        It’s pretty half-assed. I click on one of the episode tags in the WordPress dashboard, read through the quotes I’ve used from that episode, then open up VLC and find something that hasn’t been used yet. Most of the time it takes about five minutes to do a whole one.

  3. 5 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
    8 October 2017 at 6:54 am

    One of the true iconic lines of the entire series. Eight years on from when this sight started and you finally put this quote up. Bravo Simpsons for your sheer quantity of quality one-liners and quotations.

  4. 6 Rob K.
    10 October 2017 at 3:51 am


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