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17

Quote of the Day

“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner
“Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris

Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Ryan
    12 October 2017 at 9:06 am

    “Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today.”

    How long do people do this for, usually? What’s the cut-off? Is it 122, using the benchmark of the oldest verified person?

  2. 7 Frank
    13 October 2017 at 1:28 pm

    there’s very little meat in these gym mats


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