Archive for November, 2017

30
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“How do you do, ma’am?” – Carl
“Hope this evening finds you well.” – Lenny
“Oh, knock it off, you perverts.” – Marge Simpson

29
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I’m going to die someday.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Oh, Dad, you and your imagination.” – Homer Simpson

28
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Come join me, Wolfguy Jack, at Greaser’s Cafe, where it’s 1955 every day of the year, baby!” – Wolfman Jack
“Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year.” – TV Announcer

27
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Uh, you’re gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma’am.” – Candy Convention Security Guy

26
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!” – Bart Simpson
“I have three medals for this!” – Squeaky Voiced Air Force Guy

25
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?” – Bart Simpson
“Do I have to sit up?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“Knock yourself out.” – Homer Simpson

24
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I say it’s the Angel of Peace, you idiot!” – Carl
“I say it’s the Angel of Mercy, you jerk!” – Lenny

Happy (kinda) 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Skeptic”! Original airdate, 23 November 1997.




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