Archive for November, 2017

30
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“How do you do, ma’am?” – Carl
“Hope this evening finds you well.” – Lenny
“Oh, knock it off, you perverts.” – Marge Simpson

29
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I’m going to die someday.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Oh, Dad, you and your imagination.” – Homer Simpson

28
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Come join me, Wolfguy Jack, at Greaser’s Cafe, where it’s 1955 every day of the year, baby!” – Wolfman Jack
“Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year.” – TV Announcer

27
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Uh, you’re gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma’am.” – Candy Convention Security Guy

26
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!” – Bart Simpson
“I have three medals for this!” – Squeaky Voiced Air Force Guy

25
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?” – Bart Simpson
“Do I have to sit up?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“Knock yourself out.” – Homer Simpson

24
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I say it’s the Angel of Peace, you idiot!” – Carl
“I say it’s the Angel of Mercy, you jerk!” – Lenny

Happy (kinda) 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Skeptic”! Original airdate, 23 November 1997.

23
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Bullwinkle’s antler sprung a leak.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh-oh, looks like old Bullwinkle’s kinda got a taste of his own medicine.” – Bill
“He certainly did, Bill.” – Marty
“Wait, what did that mean? Did what I say make sense?” – Bill
“Well, no, not really, Bill.” – Marty
“Boy, now I know how the Pilgrims felt.” – Bill
“What are you talking about, Bill?” – Marty

22
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Hi, Lisa. Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers.” – Ralph Wiggum

Sorry for the very late quote. I was traveling on the day before Thanksgiving. 

21
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson

20
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum

19
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe

18
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson

17
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson
“I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson

16
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“It worked. It worked! The lie has set me free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons”! Original airdate: 16 November 1997.

15
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson
“Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders
“Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson

14
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Goodbye, son!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, Bart, I think they’re finally hauling your Dad away.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Maybe it’s for the best.” – Bart Simpson

13
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I better go check that out. Now, Homer, don’t you eat this pie.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay . . . Alright, pie, I’m just gonna do this . . . and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault. . . . D’oh! Oww! Ohhh, my . . . oh the hell with it.” – Homer Simpson

12
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, Bart’s at a very curious age. As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about . . . you know.” – Marge Simpson

11
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Doctor, you’ve solved all my problems.” – Troy McClure




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