Quote of the Day

“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    6 November 2017 at 2:48 pm

    Back when this was aired, I remember talking about it with a friend the next day and he threw out the phrase “finely chiseled ass” referring to this scene. I don’t know if that has anything to do with why I use this line weekly, but maybe so?

    • 2 Anonymous
      7 November 2017 at 10:57 am

      Hardcore nudity!

      “finely chiseled ass”

      Hilarious. Clearly all that manual labor has paid off for Willie in unexpected ways.

  2. 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    6 November 2017 at 3:27 pm

    People, remember when Charlie once argued in his minibook that the Simpsons characters could join cartoon Valhalla like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny?

    Well: https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/06/21st-century-fox-has-been-holding-talks-to-sell-most-of-company-to-disney-sources.html

  3. 13 November 2017 at 11:54 am

    One aspect of Willie’s character that I always liked was how much of a badass he was, whether he’s digging kids out of wells or wrestling timber wolves or chasing dogs through the air conditioning ducts. This is a good small example of that – he winds up butt naked in public and not only does he not care, he chews out the crowd for being shocked.

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