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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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“Are you wearing my self defense whistle?” – Marge Simpson
“You never use it.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Star”. Original airdate 9 November 1997.

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    9 November 2017 at 9:46 am

    Consider him cut.

  2. 2 Lucille Bryant
    20 November 2017 at 8:57 am

    Homer does make a good point. Where was the self-defense whistle when Marge got hit on by that guy at Shotkickers on “Marge on the Lam” (a.k.a, “The loose Thelma and Louise parody episode”) or on “The Springfield Connection” (a.k.a the “Marge becomes a cop and Herman the one-armed arms dealer sells counterfeit jeans”) when Marge nearly got attacked by Snake when she cornered him in the alley? Though, on that last one, it’s probably best she didn’t have it because seeing Marge knock Snake out with a trash can lid is better in a dramatic sense.


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