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Quote of the Day

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“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    21 November 2017 at 11:09 am

    Hey look, someone even older than Burns.

  2. 5 Steamed Hams
    21 November 2017 at 11:59 am

    I always wondered why they would make jokes about Homer being the fattest while comparing him with those obviously fatter than him.


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