Archive for November, 2017



23
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Bullwinkle’s antler sprung a leak.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh-oh, looks like old Bullwinkle’s kinda got a taste of his own medicine.” – Bill
“He certainly did, Bill.” – Marty
“Wait, what did that mean? Did what I say make sense?” – Bill
“Well, no, not really, Bill.” – Marty
“Boy, now I know how the Pilgrims felt.” – Bill
“What are you talking about, Bill?” – Marty

22
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Hi, Lisa. Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers.” – Ralph Wiggum

Sorry for the very late quote. I was traveling on the day before Thanksgiving. 

21
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson

20
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum

19
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe

18
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson

17
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson
“I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson




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