Archive for December, 2017

12
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?”
“What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder
“Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor
“Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz

11
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m sure this is a little scary for you, dear.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Uh-huh.” – Samantha Stanky
“So, why don’t you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself? I’ll be grading you on grammar and poise.” – Mrs. Krabappel

10
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Embarrassed? What are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, there was our trip to the Amish country.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, yes . . . Hey, look, Marge! They’re still not fighting back! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!” – Homer Simpson

09
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Your appearance is comical to me.” – Martin Prince

08
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Dear parents, due to yesterday’s unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.” – Marge Simpson

07
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.

06
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Tonight, Sherbert’s . . . Schubert’s unfinished symphony.” – Principal Skinner
“Oh, good, unfinished. This shouldn’t take long.” – Homer Simpson




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