Archive for December, 2017

31
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Get up, Homer, it’s time for church.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t wanna go.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s church. You have to go.” – Marge Simpson
“Too cold out.” – Homer Simpson

30
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hi-de-ho-a-roony, neighbor. What can I do ya for?” – Ned Flanders
“Get out of there! My family needs to use your bomb shelter.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I kinda figured this might happen, so I built the shelter big enough for both our families.” – Ned Flanders
“No deal. Out.” – Homer Simpson

29
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Ooh, I better go take down the Manger scene. If Baby Jesus got loose, he could really do some damage.” – Ned Flanders

28
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, my, what is that smell? Oh, it’s you.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Clerk

27
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“The Moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits the arrival of our Astromen.” – U.S. Department of Moon, 1952

26
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello, young man.” – Old Lady
“Good evening, madam. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new, Nev-R-Dull knife edge. Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co.” – Homer Simpson
“Ahhhh!” – Old Lady
“Handle first. Handle first.” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, everything’s too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got, fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book, everybody’s a sinner! . . . Except for this guy.” – Homer Simpson




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