Quote of the Day

“You’ll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.” – Kearney
“I sleep in a drawer.” – Kearney Jr.

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    1 December 2017 at 12:13 pm

    This is one of those absurd, funny jokes that Zombie Simpsons has apparently overused. I heard they’ve made him out to be about as old as Burns now?

  2. 5 C. Barf
    2 December 2017 at 3:59 am

    This site never ceases to read my mind.

  3. 6 C. Barf
    2 December 2017 at 4:01 am

    I drew dignity

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