Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?”
“What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder
“Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor
“Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    12 December 2017 at 9:38 am

    Mister Hutz!

  2. 2 Anonymous
    12 December 2017 at 9:40 am

    Back before the public knew what nutters they were.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    12 December 2017 at 10:24 am

    It’s something that the three most popular animated sitcoms; the Simpsons, South Park, and Family Guy have all had an episode that entirely revolves around Mel Gibson. I can’t think of another person or subject that has that distinction.

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