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Quote of the Day

“Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened, push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.” – Homer Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 18 December 2017 at 9:51 am

    Always the man to provide the best advice in any situation 😊

  2. 2 Anonymous
    18 December 2017 at 10:21 am

    This is one of Homer’s best advice giving moments, along with “Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?”


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