26
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello, young man.” – Old Lady
“Good evening, madam. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new, Nev-R-Dull knife edge. Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co.” – Homer Simpson
“Ahhhh!” – Old Lady
“Handle first. Handle first.” – Homer Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 26 December 2017 at 12:28 pm

    One of my favorite dark jokes. What other sitcom in 1991 would have the balls to slash an old lady’s hand open?


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