Archive for December, 2017



24
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Thirty cents off Shake N Bake. Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“We can spare it, Marge. We’ve been blessed.” – Homer Simpson

23
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I can assure you and the public that there’s absolutely no danger whatsoever. Things couldn’t be more shipshape.” – C.M. Burns
“Sir, where’s my radiation suit?” – Mr. Smithers
“How the hell should I know?” – C.M. Burns

22
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Join us tomorrow when our topic will be religion: which is the one true faith?” – Kent Brockman

21
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“For once, we’re going to celebrate Christmas as a family.” – Marge Simpson
“Hello? Anybody home?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace”!

20
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Run free, little vermin! The city is yours!” – Mayor Quimby

19
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“The good news is, we need no longer fear vicious mob reprisal.” – Principal Skinner

18
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened, push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.” – Homer Simpson




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