Archive for January, 2018

31
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“It’s so nice to have a peaceful weekend together.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, I’m bored too.” – Lisa Simpson

30
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah, junior varsity shot putter. I think if he applies himself, you know, trains real hard, hits the weights, he could go another foot.” – Coach Flanagan
“I had him for four years! Solid C student. Made a lamp last year!” – Mr. Sikovski

29
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I’m happy to say that your father only had a mild arrhythmia.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Mild? There wasn’t anything mild about it! Now get back to the pharmacy you quack!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

28
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Look at that, kids. No fighting. No yelling.” – Homer Simpson
“No belching.” – Bart Simpson
“The dad has a shirt on.” – Lisa Simpson
“Look! Napkins!” – Marge Simpson
“These people are obviously freaks.” – Bart Simpson

27
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Baby looked at you?” – Chief Wiggum

26
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Chief Wiggum, ooh, you sure got a lot of copies of the paper.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, I need to housebreak our new police dog. Plus, it couldn’t hurt Ralphie to brush up on the fundamentals.” – Chief Wiggum
“Daddy says I’m this close to living in the yard!” – Ralph Wiggum

25
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers: The Life Saving Nerds, and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness.” – Troy McClure




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